Wisdom Words

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

by Albert Einstein

Sports Words

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

by Jason Kidd

Celebrities Words

[Elvis] Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked -- blowsy and loud and low.

by Julie Burchill

Film Words

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

by Monthy Python, The Holy Grail

Business And Economy Words

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.

by Billiam Coronel

Science Words

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories - those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.

by Russell Baker

Philosophy Words

Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?

by Epicurus

Education Words

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

by Flannery O'Connor

Humor Words

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

by Marcel Achard

Business And Economy Words

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

by George Bernard Shaw

Politics Words

Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a rock.

by Wynn Catlin

Stupidity Words

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

by Abraham Lincoln

Food And Drink Words

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

by Ed Bluestone

Art And Culture Words

In a quite serious sense it is more important to read the newspaper than to read Shakespeare. It is more important because citizenship must be more important than art.

by G. K. Chesterton

Music Words

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

by Solomon Short

Funny Words

Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ?

Humor Words

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Science Words

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

by Niels Bohr

Women VS Man Words

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

by Benjamin Tillett

Miscellaneous Words

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.