My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
by Rich Jeni
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
by Calvin Trillin
by Calvin Trillin
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Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
by Barbara Johnson
Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
by Barbara Johnson
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
By Red Buttons
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
By Red Buttons
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