Occupy your space
How many Bosons are in a Nova,
And could you dance it to Corcovado?
by Larry Chamberlin
Funny Poems About Life
The cliche kid rode into town
The cliche kid rode into town,
He wore a stetson, he wore a frown,
With knitted gloves and knitted brow,
Eyes wide shut he made a vow.
"This moon in june will wane tonight,
Then I'll blow him out of sight"
Big Al's days were numbered, one through five,
This time tomorrow, he won't be alive.
Alliteration Al's allure to alcoholic ales
Is legend and told in many tales,
Drink drove him to desperate deeds,
Nefarious knowledge of notorious needs.
His high noon was coming, though late at night,
After hours carousing and afternoon delight,
Death was waiting, more like lurking, outside the bar,
He stumbled and fumbled beneath swaggering stars.
Out on the street, outwitted,outgunned,
The kid shot Al down for sport and for fun,
'No one doubt the cliche is the best' and
He rode off into the sunset, to the mild mild west.
by John Long
The cliche kid rode into town,
He wore a stetson, he wore a frown,
With knitted gloves and knitted brow,
Eyes wide shut he made a vow.
"This moon in june will wane tonight,
Then I'll blow him out of sight"
Big Al's days were numbered, one through five,
This time tomorrow, he won't be alive.
Alliteration Al's allure to alcoholic ales
Is legend and told in many tales,
Drink drove him to desperate deeds,
Nefarious knowledge of notorious needs.
His high noon was coming, though late at night,
After hours carousing and afternoon delight,
Death was waiting, more like lurking, outside the bar,
He stumbled and fumbled beneath swaggering stars.
Out on the street, outwitted,outgunned,
The kid shot Al down for sport and for fun,
'No one doubt the cliche is the best' and
He rode off into the sunset, to the mild mild west.
by John Long
Funny Poems About Life
Fishing Date
Pick up
Parents, Bunny Basket
Sitting, Talking, Looking
Fishing with the greatest guy in the world.
Laughing, Joking, Jumping
His Parents, Broken thumb
Drop off
by Mask of Pain
Pick up
Parents, Bunny Basket
Sitting, Talking, Looking
Fishing with the greatest guy in the world.
Laughing, Joking, Jumping
His Parents, Broken thumb
Drop off
by Mask of Pain
Funny And Humor Poems
Funny Poems About Life
Rent
School's out, daughter's stuff
Takes up garage all summer;
Dorm fridge keeps my beer.
by Larry Chamberlin
Rent
School's out, daughter's stuff
Takes up garage all summer;
Dorm fridge keeps my beer.
by Larry Chamberlin
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