Funny Kid Poems

On the top of the hill.

April. I'm standing still
On the top of the hill
Covered with snow.
How it can glow
When the sun's not behind
The houses. I climbed
It on snowy days
And jumped. It's the best way
Of storing snow. Great!
Everyone can say
My hill looks better than
Some mountains: the lamb
That's running about
Is like a small cloud.
Today's my mountfest!
I feel as proud as
The mountaineer!
Hey! You! Round here!

by Konstantin

Funny And Humor Poems

Funny Kid Poem
Cowsss.

Okay, I'll write about a cow,
but that's so commonplace.
I think I'll have to make her be...
a cow from outer space!

My cow will need a helmet
and a space suit and a ship.
Of course, she'll keep a blaster
in the holster on her hip.

She'll hurtle through the galaxy
on meteoric flights
to battle monkey aliens
in huge karate fights.

She'll duel with laser sabers
while avoiding lava spray
to vanquish evil emperors
and always save the day.

by Chelsea

Famous Poems Funny Kid

Funny Kid Poem

Jack and Jill....and Bill?

Remember Jack and his sister Jill
Guess what they have a friend named Bill
Together they fetched a pale of water
And then came tumbling after
When they went up that hill

by Kelsie Danielle

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