How will you look like,
How will you be will you look like daddy or me,
Ten little fingers ten little toes,
A wrinkled up forehead and a cute button nose,
You will be crying with that first cold touch
And so will I because I love you so much
BY:JOCELYN TO:AURORA
Funny Birthday Poems
On Turning Fifty
Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.
By Sue Taylor
Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.
By Sue Taylor
Funny Birthday Poems
Special Bouquet of Flowers
Happy Birthday dearest friend,
To me you are heavens end,
I’ve never known a brighter spirit,
With all good thoughts and deeds of merit.
A kinder person I’ve rarely known,
Your friendship true and love you’ve shown,
So today my special friend,
With all my love I do send.
special bouquets of all God flowers,
Filled with prayers with all His powers,
To keep you safe throughout your days,
and strength no matter what comes your way.
Happy Birthday dearest friend,
To me you are heavens end,
I’ve never known a brighter spirit,
With all good thoughts and deeds of merit.
A kinder person I’ve rarely known,
Your friendship true and love you’ve shown,
So today my special friend,
With all my love I do send.
special bouquets of all God flowers,
Filled with prayers with all His powers,
To keep you safe throughout your days,
and strength no matter what comes your way.
Funny Birthday Poems
Birthday Cake
Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much!
It’s good to eat - but even more -
I think it’s nice to touch!
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
And stuffed with special goo.
With candy roses on the top -
One time my piece had two!
I like to blow the candles out.
I like to make the wish.
But more than all I like to lick
The frosting off the dish.
Now sundaes are quite wonderful.
Banana splits are fine.
But birthday cake is something else -
Especially if it’s mine!
By Bobbi Katz
Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much!
It’s good to eat - but even more -
I think it’s nice to touch!
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
And stuffed with special goo.
With candy roses on the top -
One time my piece had two!
I like to blow the candles out.
I like to make the wish.
But more than all I like to lick
The frosting off the dish.
Now sundaes are quite wonderful.
Banana splits are fine.
But birthday cake is something else -
Especially if it’s mine!
By Bobbi Katz
Funny Birthday Poems
I Love You on your Birthday
I Want To Say I Love You On Your Birthday!
I want to say I love you on your birthday,
Though love is something you don’t want from me.
Things didn’t go so well when I last said it,
And so I’ll keep it silent in my heart.
But how the words reverberate within me!
A song that I must struggle not to sing,
A music I must dance to without motion,
A poem that I must never read aloud.
Your wishes are a wall I would not scale,
Yet won’t abandon, loathe to leave behind.
I cannot have, and cannot bear to lose you,
And so I send you this in my despair.
I Want To Say I Love You On Your Birthday!
I want to say I love you on your birthday,
Though love is something you don’t want from me.
Things didn’t go so well when I last said it,
And so I’ll keep it silent in my heart.
But how the words reverberate within me!
A song that I must struggle not to sing,
A music I must dance to without motion,
A poem that I must never read aloud.
Your wishes are a wall I would not scale,
Yet won’t abandon, loathe to leave behind.
I cannot have, and cannot bear to lose you,
And so I send you this in my despair.
Funny Birthday Poems
On Friends Birthday
Surprises and wishes will come true
Your 12 years old happy birthday to you ,
Friends forever never forget
How we met we’ll never regret,
Our friendship is like two roses that grows and grows
We’ll never stop smiling were ever we go,
Jasmine like the flowers in the Philippines
Jasmine as my best friend to me,
When we talk or when we play around we put smiles all around,
Chasing Colin & Jake and having the best time of our lives
Bumping into each other was the best surprise.
By Jasmine Monsod
Surprises and wishes will come true
Your 12 years old happy birthday to you ,
Friends forever never forget
How we met we’ll never regret,
Our friendship is like two roses that grows and grows
We’ll never stop smiling were ever we go,
Jasmine like the flowers in the Philippines
Jasmine as my best friend to me,
When we talk or when we play around we put smiles all around,
Chasing Colin & Jake and having the best time of our lives
Bumping into each other was the best surprise.
By Jasmine Monsod
Funny Birthday Poems
Forgot My Birthday
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow
You made me feel like a lucky fellow
You forgot my birthday but ok it’s
And the best present is the perfect kiss..
By Natali
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow
You made me feel like a lucky fellow
You forgot my birthday but ok it’s
And the best present is the perfect kiss..
By Natali
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