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Super lips

Oh his name it is nothing
His age it means less
He is really kind of boring
I truly must confess
He will shut you up
faster than a speeding zipper
running a tight ship
as if he is the skipper
Not impressed by theological virtues
he would rather celebrate himself
Don't try to steal his thunder
he is a modern day elf

by Michael D Nalley TC

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